Google recently announced a ban on all 'adult' content on its blogger service, so I'll keep it clean for this post. That means keep the comments clean, too, fellas. No sexual innuendo, no harassing other commenters by referencing their body parts. Let's just be mature about this.
Wait, no - not 'mature'. Damn it, you know what I mean. Crap, I better quit before google deletes the blog.
Alaska just became the third state to legalize recreational pot. I predict an uptick in the already burgeoning sales of fat bikes.
The 1,000-year-old remains of a mummified man were found sealed inside a Buddha statue in the Netherlands. Experts believe he may have undergone a self-mummification process involving eating only nuts and seeds for 3years, bark and roots for 3 years, and then drinking a sort of varnish. Kinda like the mountain cyclist's diet of clif bars and PBR?
And the breaking news: it's Tuesday.
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