Tuesday, December 27, 2011

ALWAYS Wear Your Helmet

Well guess what FT3 riders, other people do actually read "our" blog. Just when we thought the internet was safe. "Anonymous" recently posted the following comment in the hidden comment field for a posting of July 29, 2009; "I thought I would set it straight, as I just came upon this blog, the guy did NOT die as was posted, he is alive and well and back at work. Please find out the facts before posting."

It appears one of our esteemed and multi-credentialed writers made the mistake of printing somthing that was not in fact, fact, on this blog. At least that is what "Anonymous" says. That being said, if we take what "Anonymous" says as fact, it appears one of our great journalists made a mistake. It also appears that the supposed helmetless rider is alive and well, which is most excellent news indeed.

Maybe he will come ride with us tonight.

The posting of July 29, 2009 reads as follows: "The rumors around the lake and trails are apparently true, a local rider without a helmet on, took a spill and landed on his head and has died from the result of the injuries. Keep those helmets on and encourage others, especially the younger folks, to do the same!"

Upon second reading, the words "apparently true" seem to indicate some measure of doubt in the writers words. Either way, the writer took the opportunity to turn this event into a tabloid rumor and utilized it to encourage helmet use and encouraged readers to encourage others to wear helmets. Such foul use of rumor. I will personally ensure that writer receives the appropriate and well deserved consequence. The short ride. One writer plays, we all pay. It's gonna be a short ride.

I believe the record has been set straight. Once we suffer through a good short ride, then we can put this behind us.

It's Tuesday. Go bicycling. Wear your helmet. Brush twice to be sure. Rinse, repeat.


13 comments:

  1. Is there a hint of short ride in the air? Last ride of 2011, and still enjoying October like weather. Let's get out and enjoy it.
    Cappy, thanks for the post and callout, I think you are in.
    Two?

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  2. Excellent play on the folly of FT4 or Fat tire taco Tuesday tabloid journalism. I hope the writer in question receives a proper reprimand. I'm in and bringing another sauce for sampling.

    F to da T to da mutha Luvin 4!!!!!!!

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  3. In...5

    That's some impressive HCF mining taking place to pull up the fodder for this weeks call out! Spot on, mate!

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  4. Nice find in a dated HCF Captain. Did I hear short ride and a "get out and enjoy it"? Count me in!

    Six

    Link to related HCF post:
    http://fattiretacotuesday.blogspot.com/2009/07/ride-report.html

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  5. Ah Yes, Padawan. Do eat tacos we will, short rid master thinks not.
    Can I get a confirmation from LOtB, that someone has not spoofed his account. Will he really be present? Dear Ride Leader, where shall we ride tonight?

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  6. No hacking just the miracle of reincarnation! I may be in need of a third qualification.

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  7. Mother Rye has suggested as many as three mountain biker fatalities on the lake loop. Perhaps we need some investigative reporting to get the scoop on this one.

    I thought tonight I could finally make it back, but a looming deadline says otherwise. Late night at work = OUT.

    Can't wait to hear what form Larz was reincarnated as. Does that mean his runnerness has deceased? I never did understand those eastern religions.

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  8. Hey NoCar, I'm not sure I understand your western leaning "work = OUT" stmt. Have you picked up a foreing language? Just kidding but wow really. We will have to quiz Mother Rye and LOtB tonight after said Q3 (3rd Qualification).

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  9. 7!

    Balmy winter weather and tacky conditions are calling. Sounds like a solid holiday turn out.

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  10. Xteric and Keds make 8 and 9 for FT3 or 1 and 2 for "foot treking taco tuesday." After a late roll up we will be taking out the lake loop via running shoes. Show us your lights and we'll show you ours!

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  11. Good. It will be more of a jog than run.

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  12. What sort of running shoes will Keds be wearing?

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  13. Short RR: 7 gathered at the lot at a reasonable 44 degrees in the dark for a great ride. Lars led us to lake drop to back trail to B's chin, then crossed MET to an out and back horse trail then towards Fleming, trail 8 CCW to parking lot, back trail towards 8A but turned left to fire road back to parking lot, Redneck rising to the right lip, Lake loop CCW, up Rock Garden, & decent back to lake to finish loop. Taco session was great with wonderful conversations of future epic rides. Xterric and Keds finished their lake loop on foot as the rest of the riders were departing. Great ride!

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