Newb and I barely survived a run of the Hobo on Saturday. The El Dorado corridor was sloppy, overgrown, and rutted. We stopped to marvel at puddle that must have been six feet deep, when the abutting land owner approached us with a shotgun. He said that a guy tried to ride through it on a motorcycle and ended up going to the hospital because some of the water got in his mouth and poisoned him. We proceeded to observe twenty seven different species that were shitting in the puddles. The alternative was riding the tracks, a situation we referred to as "turning on the ass hammer." Only Cappy could conceive a mountain bike ride that makes you beg for asphalt. Too bad we didn't have ass hammer body guards.
Thanks for the write up NoCar. Vague rumors floated around about the event and ass hammering. Great job getting NewB out on a big ride too.
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My bike is still broken from hobo ing, as is my dti. Out.
ReplyDelete3 with a likely pedal up.
ReplyDeleteGood job gents, way to keep it real. Nothing like miles and miles of track riding to build some character. Your stronger and better men for it. Although not unlikely, I am going to go on a limb and say the shotgun part is embellishment on part of the author for the purpose of adding excitement and intrigue for the reader. Also, I am slightly concerned that the title of this post will attract unwelcome bots to our Blog. All that being said; Four.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday week NoCar
ReplyDeleteI am concerned too.... wait. No im not.
ReplyDeleteGarçons, parlez-en plus à propos de votre marteau. Quelle est sa force?
ReplyDeleteJe suis à San Francisco en ce moment, mais je pourrai le faire à temps pour le trajet. Quelle est ma poignée?
DeletePouvez-vous me marrer quand j'arrive là-bas?
DeleteCela va être tellement amusant. J'ai hâte de rencontrer tous les gars. J'ai suivi votre blog depuis des années.
DeleteJe vous verrai ce soir à 6 au Knott Hole. Je serai dans un Peugot 208 avec des assiettes internationales avec un Lapierre Zesty XM 827. Je ne peux pas attendre!
DeleteIn currently in a helicopter flying to Mather field from Sonora should make it in time.
ReplyDeleteOh bon, monsieur Buttons sera là! Je l'aime.
DeleteVolez en toute sécurité mon ami.
DeleteWho's the French anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI'm going out on a limb and say Anonymous is actually Cappy trying to build excitement and intrigue.
DeleteIt appears the title provoked the French
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ReplyDeleteBring seven bucks for your t-shirt to wipe the ass hammer
Je vais lécher mes amis
DeleteJust leave city of SF. There I be in few hours. Sorry for french, I am new here and still learning language and try to make friend
ReplyDeletelaissez le bon temps rouler!! The extent of my HS french. Out with pre-season soccer and a parent-teacher conference tonight. Enjoy the good times, and see ya next week!
ReplyDeleteNot sure what is going down in the HCF today, but I'm pedaling up in a min. I google translated some of the French, ... frightening - are we doing the qualifier tonight?
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