Tuesday, March 10, 2015
LET NOOBIE RIDE
It's Newb's birthday today. So, I'm pretty sure nothing will stop him from riding tonight.
Other riders may offer excuses. Our Dear RideLeader is afraid of threatening the authority of the Supreme RideLeader if he shows up. Such perceived insurrection could land one in a taco-less death camp.
In fact, Team One (remember that clique), has made a poor showing of late. Fortunately, NoHandle provided a sufficient quorum at the Taco Table for a Modification of Normal Taco Protocol to pass. Baskets are now served family style. This system should reduce acts of aggressive taco grabbing.
Balmy temps, pre-dark start, and give-it-all-you-got trail conditions, should be a mighty fine night.