Just to extend the sensual reference from C-Wing's report of last week's ride, allow me to be the first to say that I am eager to get it on with the trail tonight. Get some dirt between my knobs. Slip into something skin-tight and tango with the trees, pulse racing, sweat dripping, grundle chafing. No funny business -- just some good clean man-fun. You in?
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ReplyDeleteLooks like the quadcycle (looks like about a 48er) is rigged for night riding.
Three. Lights are charging, and I shrunk my bibs to be extra tight. I could roll down for a Mosquito lot meet up.
ReplyDeleteSuppose Four would be more accurate.
DeleteI will be at Mosquito round quarter 'till with my bad-ass 'yota.
DeleteFive! No need to shrink my bibs, I fill them out just fine.
ReplyDeleteMy plan is to head up with wife and dog and go for a pre-ride. So, no Valero pick-up will be necessary.
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ReplyDeleteWord on the street is Buttons has just picked up his demo Anthem 27.5 from the shop, and will be shredding it. So we are at 7!
ReplyDeleteI am going to shred some drums tonight. I have an audition for a potential high paying gig, 5000 capacity venue, with travel, all expenses paid, going to give it a shot. Wish me luck.
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